so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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