Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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