im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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