in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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