Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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