i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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