I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Actions speak louder than pants.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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