Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
