The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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