quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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