some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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