What a fucking waste of an outfit
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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