doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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