i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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