Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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