Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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