He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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