Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
