So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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