Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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