I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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