I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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