my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
