I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
third nipple confirmed
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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