do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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