its not stalking. its research.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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