ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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