So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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