they said they heard you say put it in my butt
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
this hospital has no fireball
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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