Buhtt sex?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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