But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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