can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
