There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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