Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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