I wannas sexs uuuuu
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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