Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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