I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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