i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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