they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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