shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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