Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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