Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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