Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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