OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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