i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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