Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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