no. you can't hotbox the world.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm both gender and math confused
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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