You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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