he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You're breaking my sexual little heart
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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