no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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