summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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