If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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