May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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