kristin has been a bad kristin
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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