K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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