'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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