What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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