Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
they're like a gay fantastic four
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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