I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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