I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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