hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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